Here’s the solution – not only funny to read, but one way of learning a new language.
You download google chrome browser, and open onsreis with it. You might need to go to tool at top right – Customize and Control Google Chrome > Settings > Show Advanced Settings > and tick Offer to translate pages that aren’t in a language I read.
The translation options (including French, Hebrew, Swahili etc.) are on the top, but hover over the English bits that are a bit too bizarre, to see the real thing!
Other browsers probably have similar options….